blame me for the rocks and baby bones. (warwolves) wrote,
blame me for the rocks and baby bones.
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NO LYRICS CAN ENCAPSULATE THIS MAJESTIC DAY

I CAN'T BREATHE the laughter hurts so good

Mom and I were joking around and quoting Arrested Development back at each other and generally having a fun time up in her room this afternoon! She makes some joke about her and Dad having sex last night, I understandably shriek and jump off the bed and hide in the closet and insist she change the sheets. Good times!

WELL. Arman was sleeping on my parents' window seat last night since he still sleeps in my parents' room because he's a little scaredy-cat nyah nyah nyah (I am a good sister), and when he got home from school he came upstairs and told us HEY, MOM, JAZ, I HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT.

and we ask what was this dream, arman???

IT WAS REALLY WEIRD!! I WAS ON THE WINDOW SEAT AND I DREAMED MOM AND DAD WERE HAVING SEX!

Cue my uncontrollable hysterical laughter.

THANKS TO HIM DETAILING THIS 'DREAM,' I HAVE LEARNED MORE THAN I EVER WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT MY PARENTS AND SEX. However, I just can't find it in me to do anything but laugh. and laugh. and laugh. and laaaaaugh so fucking hard.

He still thinks it was a dream, and I now have something to horribly embarrass my mother with whenever I feel like. Which she deserves, by the way, because what the fuck having sex while your son is in the room I DON'T CARE HOW LATE IT WAS OR THAT HE WAS ASLEEP you deserve everything you get.

I AM NO LONGER THE CHILD WITH THE MOST PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE REGARDING PARENTS AND SEX 8Db
Tags: family, real life, what the fuckity fuck fuck
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