Haha, Mom's pissed off that I told Dad her car's breaking down. Listen, lady, I know your marriage is fueled through secrets and lies and strategically ignoring each other, but if I'm driving your car, there's a new factor in the equation! And if you don't account for all the factors, your lie doesn't hold up*.
Anywhore, I feel like I should be doing something productive. Like taking another nap in the backyard. That's pretty productive!