jazzy: i went downstairs to get food! aaand dad hadn't let the dog out so he ripped up the trash bag! which had used cat litter in it! that i had to clean up! right in front of the stove!
jazzy: so i went to get ramen instead of scrambled eggs ... and the bag of ramen had spiders in it!
jun: ................ what
jun: fdshfjshd whsdjfndsmidsf jsdh ho
jazzy: so i freak out and leave to go get food! and the first store had nothing hot! and then i fucking almost hit a fucking sparrow on the way leaving WHO HITS A FUCKING SPARROW
jazzy: THEY'RE BIRDS
jazzy: THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE
jazzy: and then i went to expensive ~organic~ whole foods but they had scrambled eggs so whatever ............. but mom has a new card and it was declined! so i had to scrounge enough cash together!
jazzy: oh and i almost hit a pole when i was parking at whole foods
jazzy: ....... wow, listing it all off actually makes me feel a lot more :'D about it
jun: ... i don't even
jun: and this is in, like, what, 40 minutes?
jazzy: PRETTY MUCH