blame me for the rocks and baby bones. (warwolves) wrote,
blame me for the rocks and baby bones.
warwolves

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Sunday I turned offensive in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Tuesday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole angeling's purse (30 points). In September I stole korrigan's purse (-30 points). In April I committed genocide... Sorry about that, temperamental (-5000 points). In April I set furious's puppy on fire (-66 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5063 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
warwolves

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Where, exactly, did I turn offensive in? Vital information.
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