Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. No cheating.
1. How does the world see me?
gyroscope - don't let the light in. Uh.
2. Will I have a happy life?
snow patrol - run. asdfasdjfsd.
3. What do my friends really think of me?
stephen lynch - hermaphrodite. WAAAAAIT A MINUTE :[
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
blue october - amazing. That's not very concrete :[
5. How can I make myself happy?
danny elfman - kidnap the sandy claws. WELL, THAT WOULD HELP, YES.
6. What should I do with my life?
stabilo - paperboy. ...
7. Will I ever have children?
blue octover - sexual powertrip (one big lie) bla bla. incest is best ... ?
8. What is some good advice for me?
vienna teng - whatever you wants. ahahah oh hardly.
10. What is my signature dance song?
system of a down - aerials. You can't dance to that :[!
11. What do I think my current theme song is?
envy on the coast - mirrors. well, it's certainly my current favorite song.
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?
the red jumpsuit apparatus - grim goodbye. ....................
13. What song will play at my funeral?
danny elfman - town meeting song. lol :')
14. What type of men/women do you like?
wintersleep - the one i love. THAT'S REDUNDANT :[
15. What is my day going to be like?
thrice - red sky. Thank you ever so much.
1. What is your love life like?
a perfect circle - pet. o_o
2. What is sex with you like?
of montreal - when a man is in love with a man. LOLOLOLOLOL
3. What's your life motto?
blue october - chameleon boy. waaaay too close to be funny.
4.What do your parents think of you?
monty python - the spanish inquisition part 1. :')
5. What does your best friend really think of you?
vertical horizon - best i ever had. ilu too hearts;
6.What's your favorite hobby?
stand still - i saw daddy kissing santa claus. LOLOLOLOL
7. What's the worst thing about you?
smash mouth - stoned. WHAT.
8. Describe your mind.
the string quartet - time is running out. oh, you have no idea.
9. How will you die?
hoobastank - crawling in the dark. ............................ this meme is freaking me the fuck out ;___;
10. How does your crush/S.O. feel about you?
vienna teng - unwritten letter #1. jskhdfaksjfd.
11. What is your wedding going to be like?
panic! at the disco - i write sins not tragedies (live - acoustic). I SWEAR I DIDN'T CHEAT WTF
12. What about your honeymoon?
stabilo - happiness and disaster. Thanks for the reassurance!
13. Describe the last day of your life.
stephen lynch - bowling song. ......
14. Why does life suck?
t bone burnett - zombieland. YOU ARE QUITE RIGHT, iTUNES: ZOMBIES DO MAKE LIFE SUCK.
15. Why does life rule?
flogging molly - pirate song. PIRATES DO MAKE LIFE RULE.
16. What will you be famous for?
poe - could've gone mad. great.