[picture of a tan/brownish envelope from england goes here!]*
Inside this enevelope was ...
[picture of Steam Locomotives of the World, a thin, green volume about INTERNATIONAL STEAM LOCOMOTIVES.]
Now, as you might expect, I am rather surprised! Did I order Steam Locomotives of the World? I certainly do not remember this! I open to title page to find ...
[picture of STEAM LOCOMOTIVE with a jolly santa hat on it. next to it says:
BE CHEERY IF YOU WANT
And, through the book, there appear to be some of the mysterious 'Squeak's illustrations, such as a smoke monster, a STEAM LOCOMOTIVE saying 'PARP,' and the pithy phrase 'Aren't trains brilliant'.
It is the best Christmas present of my life.
*Alas, I have no working camera. So try and ~imagine~.