Why is this damn election on the news? Why do we care about these people, anyway? I mean, I mean, they're not even American. Everyone knows Iran is evil! They just want to bomb us. That's why we should bomb them first, those dirty Arab extremists. And, and, anyway, there's real news, like how Lindasy Lohan posted topless photos. Doesn't anyone care about important things? I'm going to go paint my nails. I have a party tomorrow. This is so dumb, anyway.
Sometimes I post intelligent entries, full of thought and foresight!
This is not one of them. EDIT: BayesianCoho (9:27:58 PM): Let's talk about rooms full of Chinese people!